a sample from that hilarious blog:
Sunday, May 07, 2006
Mandate what cheebye mandate?
Wah so exciting this time. Especially the Potong Pasir and Hougang
fight. $80 to $100 million fucking dollar and plus send Lau Goh go
there also cannot help them win Chiam and Low Thia Khiang. People
cannot always be win by send Big Gun and give money. People want
your heart not just your hand. Aljunied that side is good example
of what the new Singaporean want. Ang Mo Kio result also another
big sign.
But fuck lah, you just see lor, Aljunied sure kena chop chop like
Cheng San one. Almost 44% the people there choose Worker Party.
Fuck care you put how many PAP minister down there. 44% of Aljunied
don't mind lose one Overseas Minister and two small minister. What
that tell you? People not happy. People want more. People want MP
that can do thing for them. They heng in Aljunied still got the
woman MP like Cynthia Pua do her work or else die. I have many
friend in Aljunied and they tell me they never see the General
before. So have a big minister as my MP for fuck?
And Ang Mo Kio is the best! All the time walkover until WP send
their Kamakazee team there. Six no-experience young punk fight the
Small Dragon and can win until 33% of the vote there! Lim Boon Heng
got say 85% win for Small Lee right? Hahahahahaha!!!! Where is your
85% now? 70 fucking percent also dun have! Still can say got
mandate and got new young voter support. Just kena fuck backside by
six virgin, support ki lan ah! AMK the 66.13% cannot even beat the
average Singapore 66.6% score. Mandate ki lan ah!
I heard the Cheng San that side got help a bit. Cheng San people
still never forgive PAP for 1997. You can chase away their Tang
Liang Hong. You can swallow their Cheng San put inside Ang Mo Kio.
But you cannot take away the toolan in their heart. This 33% is
their present to you. This 33% is Cheng San middle finger give to
PAP.
Friend just told me they arrest Gomez. Dunno true or not. Nabei
election over liao so can start to bully people. You just see lah,
your life will go back the same hell like before.
Actually the most big loser is not Opposition. They actually
improve a lot, almost every place they fight the percent increase,
PAP percent go down. Even Talk Cock Ling and his Self Destroy Party
also can get 20%, quite good liao. No, the most big loser is Goh
Choke Tong who kena send to become PAP Suicide Man. Send him go to
Potong Pasir and Hougang and die. At least the Worker Party Suicide
6 go with nothing, come back with some result. Lau Goh go with his
name and his million of carrot, come back with the million of
carrot push up his kar chng by the people who support Chiam and
Low. Somemore dunno how come this election, Lau Goh say so many
stupid thing, like say bad thing about Chiam even make Chiam wife
cry. Lau Lee and Small Lee lend him the knife by send him go to PP
and Hougang, but Lau Goh ownself poke his own stomach. Small Lee
not just fix opposition, also fix Lau Goh I think.
Hahahahahaha!!!!
The other big loser is the cheebye Singapore newspaper like PAP
Times and Mediacocksucker TV station like Channel News of PAP Only.
After this election, no people want to believe you now. The
internet show you all as Big Gahmen Running Dog. Maybe the auntie
and the old man still will read you and believe you. But the new
generation not just will read you less and less, and watch you less
and less, they will never believe you fucker again.
Maybe Lau Goh can start new party, the Last-Time PAP party!
Hahahahahaha!!!
